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Song: 'A Song About Mopping' Featured In 'Death Lives' -
Album:
[" " CD]
Quagmire [talking]: Ensign Glen Quagmire. Welcome aboard.
You picked a great day to get rescued.
We were just about to sing a song about mopping.
Quagmire's sea crew [singing in opera type tune]:
We're mopping the deck
which is Navy for "floor"
And when we're done mopping
We'll mop it some more.
Quagmire [in his custom voice] Oh!
[Singing again]: Swab means mop, deck means floor.
[End, interrupted by death's mum but there is no singing in the backgorund, only music]
Song: Stuie'S Banjo Madness
Album:
[" " CD]
Warm out today
Warm yesterday
Even warmer today
Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to earth(come to earth)
When I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me three times the girth(girth)
Oh my fat baby loves to eat(loves to eat)
A big ol' buddha-belly and her breasts swing past her feet(feet)
My fat baby loves to eeeaaat
My big old fat ass baby loves to eat
I got blisters on me fingers!!
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