Stewie Griffin is a 1-year-old baby with a single goal: Total World Domination. He has the voice and manner of an evil Rex
Harrison, but he's only recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of his escape from his mother's "cursed ovarian Bastille,"
in which he was incarcerated for nine gruelling months. Stewie has vowed to defeat his mother's matriarchal tyranny and topple
the "gynocracy" she rules.
Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far (from a box
of chocolates filled with active grenades to a barrage of arrows shot straight for her head) doesn't mean she's in the clear
yet. Stewie might begrudge Lois a modicum of respect for being the worthy adversary she is, but don't be fooled. One day her
uppance shall come!
In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle tone, toilet training and his need for parentally
provided sustenance, Stewie would have already gained control over most of the third world, including Canada. Until his dominion
over all mankind comes to fruition, anyone or anything that interferes with his grand plan shall be destroyed. And if he can
create a machine that controls the weather, what makes you think he won't be able to control you, hmmm?
